Kickin it with Katia


COMING TO YOU ALIVE n' OFF THE RECORD
The Four Things Meme
Four Jobs I've Held:
Postmistress Menemsha, Marthas Vineyard: My sophmore year in college I had the opportunity to work in an old fashioned post office/general store on Marthas Vineyard. Very old school MV ~complete with the old men sitting on the front stoop sipping lemonade. Right outside on the water was where most of Jaws was filmed. I did the mail in a one woman post office inside the store for all of the village, and some of the famous including Jackie O and Carly Simon received mail there, and I had the pleasure to meet them. Carly was super perky and friendly. Worshipped her. Shared an afternoon cookie with Jackie after she asked me if she could use the restroom. No one was to use the restroom, but, who was I to deny Jackie O the throne? "What is your name?" she asked afterwards... me trying not to stutter, "Christie". "Well Christie, I am Jackie, have some cookie!" as she extended her long gorgeous arm...fant, gasp. I was undeniably cool though, and I think she really appreciated that. So classy, so lovely, so Jackie.
Museum Teacher, Peabody Essex Museum, Salem, MA: After working in the graveyard bookstore where the "Witch Judges" were buried, I moved into the job of Museum Teacher. My role was to teach the Witchcraft Trials in Salem from a historical perspective using period houses, artifacts, and real court documents from the time.( No I did not have to dress up in period costume, I can just hear J.H. now.) It was an amazing experience and I based my Senior Thesis on this topic. Very appropriate at the time for a witchy goth like me. I did work there for two Halloweens during college which was always a blast as Laurie Cabot, Salem's Official Witch of Salem, would hold her annual Samhain festival with her whole crew, and across the street was us, and then on the other corner was the Christian Evangelists telling all of us that we were going to hell. Very exciting.
Resident Assistant: In college someone decided that I was a role model because I worked hard and partied hard. Makes sense to me. So I was an RA, usually a bad word on college campuses, but this was a real start to my counseling career. And after some good advice, I usually smoked them out in myu closet with my huge bong!
Waitressing, Everywhere USA: A lot of young girls, esp. girls in Jersey, did retail to subsidize their cigarettes and hairspray. I was a waitress. And I always made sure I could waitress in a place where I, not the customer, was always right. Mexican, Seafood, lots of Seafood Joints, Cocktails, more fish, British Cafes (blood sausage barf!!!), and even here in SF. I was a great waitress, making up recipe's, stories, and poems to scorned lovers in my head while I was slinging hash. I was good and it was good cash.
Four Films I Could Watch Ad Infinitum
The OutsidersFour Places I've Lived...
~Salem, MA, in an attic during the summer on a wool futon and a bat named Ugly
~Martha's Vineyard, MA, in a house with six other crazy girls in Oaks Bluff
~Portland, Maine, where I was having an affair with my much older hot upstairs
artist neighbor
~In my head, for way too long!
Four TV Series I Like:
*The Sopranos *Sex and the City *The L Word *Six Feet Under (apparently I am an HBO whore without HBO)
Four Places I've Been on Vacation:
Vieques, Puerto RicoFour Sites I Visit Daily:
TribeFour Places I'd Rather Be Right Now:
At a Spearhead show with my ladies (I have to ditto R on this...)
Kayaking in bioluminescent water on a full moon in Vieques, PR
At the beach with my Mom and Sister in Jersey
Greece with my new lover
Four People I'm tagging:
graceopenheart luckyjuju jess i don't know anyone else, really...
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Brilliant:
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the
month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and
he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a
handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend,
or significant other!!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff........
And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
The minute you land you know something is different~
Is it the slot machines in the lobby? The big hair and plentiful smoking sections? Las Vegas has something for everyone ~and there are so so so many different types of people, from everywhere in this world. And they all walk where ever the hell they want to, usually into you. Seriously, we were giving manners lessons the whole time. Boy did my Jersey come out. You walk into my Gma and you are gonna get a beat down. Ok sorry, anyway, the group flux is tempered by conferences, and my Uncle Tom, Aunt Carole, and G-ma were there for the Century 21 awards, read: Real Estate...Read lotsa big hair, Big jewels, and Big personalities. So much eye candy. Then add bright lights big city, and you have overstimulous...I am still coming down.
We were staying in the MGM Grand, which one Cabbie told us was the largest hotel in the world. It went on for miles, a big city in a city. What do you do in Vegas when you are not playing slots or drinking watered down drinks? Visit hotels. In one week we visited Paris, New York, Mandalay Bay, Cesars Palace, Monte Carlo, the Bellagio, the Wynn (my favorite) and on and on. My G-ma and I got overstimulated quick and ran to the only art exhibit we could find, it was in the Bellagio and we felt a lot of comfort being away from the blinging sparkly tables and getting our culture fix onfor sure. The exhibit was "Impressionists" and they did a great job, we also went through the Tiffany Glass Garden (above) which was like a beautiful little land I didn't want to leave.
Ok too much to talk about and I don't want to bore you, but highlights: Tony Robbins (big guy motivational speaker you know the one) as the keynote speaker for the awards benefit. Dig if you will the picture: 20,000 very perky very motivated Century 21 award winners at 9am in a huge auditorium (that Bon Jovi played at Sat pm) getting more motivated. Not enough coffee in the world to handle that one. My Uncle's group was honored as one of the top in the world, and it felt great to be there for him and support this. So it was worth it. But did I mention they had a sassy Man/Woman singing MC's making up songs about real estate to 80's pop hits? Oh yea. Also saw "Mamma Mia" a story about a young girl in Greece put to Abba songs. I won't get into it. You can only imagine.
On Thursday night~Out with Century 21, in with NASCAR. Oh yea. Now this is my kinda crowd. Cousins of the Monster Truck crowd, NASCAR features a bright variety of folk from all over the country here to see some car racing. The Bon Jovi crowd added some flavor as well, although I have to say they may be one in the same. Needless to say my Jersey was in full Glory.
All in all it was so fun hanging out with my Gma, I really had to keep up with her truth be told. My favorite part of the day was at night when we would watch Sex and the City before bed. I guess at heart I am really a simple girl. I don't need strippers and drinks and gambling to have a good time, and no, I didn't win big, but Lady Luck is still always at my my side.