Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Another Perspective....




Reposted from ZwebbyVille

December 19
Cold Blooded...

He was just standing there… doing his job… minding his own business… when the brutal attack occurred. Two youngsters, 18 years old, quietly snuck up on him and stabbed him with a screwdriver.

And this wasn’t the first time, it was the third.

"The question I have is, 'Why me?' And why Frosty?" Matt Williquette asked. "I had more (decorations) to put out there but with Frosty going down, I wasn't going to chance it."

Williquette is the Colerain Township, Ohio homeowner whose 12 foot high inflatable Frosty the Snowman has now been vandalized three times. The difference the third time was that he captured the cold-blooded attack with a motion sensitive video camera set up
in a tree in his yard allowing police to arrest one 18 year old and causing another to turn himself in.

On Monday the Sheriffs Department released a statement saying only that “the investigation continues to snowball.”

The motive for the attack remains unclear. Although it is well known that Frosty has recently been feuding with Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer over bragging rights as to who is the most popular Christmas clay animated television show.

This North Pole/South Pole feud has recently heated up when members of both gangs fought in a night club called Kringles. Several elves from either side were injured during this fight. Both Frosty and Rudolph were in attendance that night and, according to eyewitnesses, members of Frosty’s entourage started the fracas when Rudolph made a disparaging remark about Frosty’s girlfriend being too cold.

Since then, the violence has escalated. Jack Frost, leader of the COMET Task Force (Christmas Organized Mob Elimination Team), a task force put together to end the Christmas figures gang wars, is asking that the public forward any information to the task force. “All we know right now,” Frost said in a press release, “is that the two 18 year olds were seen wearing gang symbols.” He was referring to the fake deer antlers and red noses that the two are seen wearing in the video. “Mr. Reindeer is not currently under investigation but he may be asked to come in to answer some questions.” Frost stated in the release.

A friend of Frosty’s, who asked to remain anonymous, told this reporter, “We know exactly who was behind this! And if he thinks we’re gonna just stand back and let him play his little reindeer games, he is sadly mistaken!”

While Santa Claus, undeniably the head of the Christmas Figure Family, has not yet publicly commented on the attack, Tiny Tim, Director of Public Relations for the North Pole Press Office released the following statement, “Santa is deeply disturbed by the recent turn of events between Mr. Snowman and Mr. Reindeer and, as soon as Mr. Snowman is able, Santa will be calling a meeting between the two to see if an agreement can be reached.”

Frosty remains in critical condition in the Icy-U after being patched up with some masking tape but is expected to make a full recovery by Christmas.

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